Socks

Today it was clear that it had gone too far. Today I have decided to wear socks. Today it is cold. I have not worn socks in many moons.

I need some sock garters like these pictured here. Check this website and buy me some for Christmas. Not sure why sock garters have gone by the wayside in the fashion industry (where you at GRN?) but they make me think of Lt. Frank Drebin.

I've been at work for about three hours now and this is what I've been doing. Researching sock garters. (Also known as sock suspenders).

I'm also in the middle of a short story/theory of socialization/joke about life as a non-cigarette smoker. More on that later.

For now..... ..........eat my box.