My Horizontal Life

"Start Sunday with a couple Bloody Marys."

-DISCO

Cry Now, Laugh Later.

"Tell her not to confuse this."

-DISCO

When you're faced with adversity...

"Remind the discouraged that we all work for someone."

-DISCO

She's lost control again.

"Judge a secretary by her ability to keep things off your desk."

-DISCO

I can't get enough of this...

"Don’t let her leave the house dressed like that."

-DISCO

Love to Make Music To.

"See a doctor so seldom, the only good name you know is the kids’ pediatrician."

-DISCO

COME AT THE SAME TIME

"Ask her to cancel her plans and stay in bed."

-DISCO

Beat it up like gorilla

"Know a party girl when you see one."

-DISCO

Dip Set, Dip Set.

"Skip out on fireworks with your family to call your girlfriend. Then head home for a glass of milk."

-DISCO

Push It (to the fucking limit)

"When everything must be on her terms. Particularly if she’s in her early twenties. You’re too young to know if she’s the best you’ll ever meet. Once you leave campus, your eyes will be cursed with a better woman every day."
-DISCO

Metal Metal Metal Metal

"Buy that new car without taking it for a test drive."

WEDNESDAY.

"Tell her to stop talking. If she won’t, tie her to the bed and leave."


-DISCO

Counting time spent in observation...

"Know your assets and aphorisms well: when one is in Indian country, one needs a man who knows Indians."



-DISCO

Focus.

"When you try to forget something, you have to forget everything."




-DISCO