THE DISCO VIETNAM: ACROSS FUCKEN AMERICA

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Through Disco's Eyes: Death Race 2012

Alright,
Fuck.
We made it.
20% of America is down for the count. Vietnam and I have been talking about making this happen since we were 17 years old.
I guess it only took 6 years to actually go down...

Let's recap in a top ten list:
10. Fireworks purchased at a gas station in New Mexico.
9. McDonald's Snack Wraps.
8. Kings of Leon, The Kills, and Soulwax.
7. Strippers who can light their nipples on fire.
6. Military issued weapons, a soldier as a partner, and flares.
5. "I like tattoos...sure, don't get me wrong, but I don't think I would get them on my face."
4. Vietnam - "I think someone is in our room?!" "Disco - "No way, they rented this room to me, give me the key." Random lady-"What are you trying to do?!?!"
3. Louisiana. The whole state.
2. Trevor lighting a cigarette off of a fire fountain. Actually, fire fountains in general.
1. PCP Fellow - "I can't die n**ga, I been shot 8 times!, Shoot me, I can't die."

Let's recap with some photos:

-Big Birthday R. Kelly Karaoke Party Coming Up (A.K.A. DISCO)