Sorry I never said goodbye. I've moved away, to an abandoned nuclear warhead silo in Mayfield, Texas.
This is my new home. From here I will live a life of purity and solace. Not including the monthly conjugal visit. If you must reach me you can write to the following address.
Thaddeus Babeuf
15 Missile Ave
Mayfield, Tx 71402
Please do not send perishables. I am in need of fresh underwear though. Please send fresh underwear.
Brite the day.
-Thaddeus
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