I don't care that we haven't updated because there is so much epic shit on the way your mind is going to explode.
Here's a to do list:
Go buy a $5 dollar footlong.
Eat said $5 dollar footlong. Side note: if you sing that damn song I will come kill you.
Pop open a cold one.
Turn on the internet. Side note: the whole damn internets!!!!!???!!!!
Watch this video.