WANT TO KNOW WHAT SUCKS?

THIS.


http://www.dominos.com/home/tracker/pizzatracker.jsp

Domino's now allows you to track your pizza from start to finish. Jesus Christ. You are one hungry/anal/asshole/crazy/drugged/weird fuck to use this thing. I would have really loved to sit in on this marketing meeting.

BOSS: Hey Lemley, you better have something good for us or you are fired.

LEMLEY: Mr. Hibernickle, get ready for the future...

-DISCO