Tuesday, April 8, 2008

FUCK YOU SANDWICH

i was hungry earlier.  decided to make a sandwich.  first, i realized that the bread i had was some small shit.  not even close to enough surface area to make a proper bread/meat/bread combo.  so i looked at the packaging a little closer to check it out.  there was a fucking bible verse on it. obviously, if i had known this i wouldnt have bought it.  but i dealt with it, hiked my skirt up and made a tiny sandwich.  


all seemed right in the world.  until...about half way through (which was roughly 2 bites) i dropped the plate.  sandwich ruined.

FUCK

-Thaddeus

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