Today I'd like to share with y'all some of the wondrous joys of our world. People having the ability to express themselves freely and free from consequence.
For the first installment of Facial Hair of the Week I want to introduce you all to man that I have decided to name "Cheeky." Two reasons for such a name. 1)as you can well see, this man's brilliant facial hair is largely derived from his check region. 2)look at that fucking smile. only a cheeky bastard can pull of a smile like that with such amazing facial hair.
Seriously though, this guy probably gets more ass than Corey Feldman circa 1989. (And that is a lot of ass...trust me). And to top(pun intended) it all off he's wearing a top hat. The essence of a classy man is the addition of a top hat to his wardrobe. Although they are not pictured, it is safe to assume that he has a cane, a pipe and a monocle within close reach.
Just imagine that you ran across this fella in the streets. You would probably be too taken aback by his god-like whiskers to realize that he was busy saving a baby from the jaws of a crocodile while at the same time drinking a mint julep and giving a stirring lecture on the dire consequences of General Sherman's March to the Sea in late 1864.
Needless to say, this picture should serve as further inspiration to all. In what way? That is up for you to decipher. But if you don't find inspiration in such a happy man with such amazing facial hair, then there is no hope for you and/or your soul. Every time I look at this picture I start to cry a little bit. I want to be as happy as this man. And I want some bad ass facial hair like this guy.
obligations...obligations...obligations...marijuana...obliga-time-to-sleep
Good day,
Thaddeus Babeuf
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